Dreams are NOT interesting to other people
Me:
I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt I owned a BMW and I kept trying to figure out why I owned a car at all. I also dreamt that we had a massive house in the Hamptons that I didn't even know we had, oh and it had a pool. The pool was so cool. What else? Oh, I dreamt that you dumped me. That part wasn't very nice. I also dreamt that I got fired from my job because of my blog. That was part was actually not as bad as you would think because at the end of the day I still had a BMW and a house in the Hamptons.
John:
Good story.
Me:
This is why people should never tell other people about their dreams, right?
John:
Yup.
