I’m starving.  What’s new, right?  So I decided to do some research to see what lunch food is available in the mall called the Galleria across from my client.  In doing my research I found this:

After several stabbings and shootings in the parking lot, I will NOT go to the Galleria without a chaperone.  And a blunt object in case of confrontation.

And this:

There’s a reason you’re called ‘the Ghetto-ria”.

Oh wait, and this:

It’s kinda ghetto because the people hanging out there act like “thugs”.

I should fit right in ;-)