BEFORE BEING PREGNANT

Non-pregnant Me: How far along are you?

Pregnant woman: 15 weeks.

Non-pregnant me: (Grits teeth and calculates in head) Oh, so like almost 4 months.

Pregnant woman: Yes

Non-pregnant me: (Why didn’t you just say that in the first place, you annoying smug pregnant bitch).

NOW THAT I’M PREGNANT

Non-pregnant friend: How far along are you?

Pregnant me: 12 weeks 6 days

Days people, days!!!  Not only will I tell you weeks, I will tell you days.  God help me.