Are you kidding me?
Guy at client:
You're not Debbie.
Me:
No, I'm Georgina from [redacted company]. I'm just camping in her office while she's away this week.
Guy at client:
Did they give you hand sanitizer?
Me:
Why?
Guy at client:
Debbie has swine flu. That's why she's not here.
Me:
REALLY?
Guy at client:
Yeah, they wiped everything down in her office but I would still be careful if I were you.
