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Things I hate: iPhone self-portraits.
Things I hate even more: iPhone self-portraits in restrooms.
Things you are allowed to do: Call me a hypocrite.

Things I hate: iPhone self-portraits.
Things I hate even more: iPhone self-portraits in restrooms.
Things you are allowed to do: Call me a hypocrite.
Don’t forget the “iPhone self-portrait taken from above so as...giant head/angular jaw and...