John and I stopped at Denny’s on Friday night on our way to Canada (btw, NEVER need to eat at Denny’s again - it was minging). 

Me: What does your shirt say?

John: Welcome to Las Vegas

Me: Where did you buy it?

John: New York

Me: Hahahahaha (falling about laughing)

Me: Hahahahaha (still laughing)

Me: Can I put that on my blog?

John: ……Rolls his eyes