We need to learn some nursery rhymes

• John: Do you know any nursery rhymes?
• Me: What about the fat guy who falls off the wall and breaks in half.
• John: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
• Me: All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.
• Me: Wait, I thought they DID put him together again.
• John: Did they just leave him?
• John: How does it end?
• John: That's not a very nice nursery rhyme.