John had surgery this morning to remove the plate on his collar bone
John:: I got a bunch of stitches
Charlotte:: So I have to be very nice to you.
Sisters / Best Friends
Me:: Charlotte, do you think Alex will be your best friend when you grow up?
Charlotte:: But Alex is already my best friend.
God help us when they can spell
John:: Would she like some C-H-I-P-S?
Loraine:: No she'll have a C-U-P-C-A-K-E.
Charlotte:: And I'll have C-B-T-S.