Hold your horses, kiddo
Me:: Five more sleeps until your birthday.
Charlotte:: Then I'll be four.
Charlotte:: I'll be going to college soon.
Me:: I can't believe you are going to be 4 next week. I'm a bit sad that you are growing up so quickly. When you grow up will you please visit me every week?
Charlotte:: Yes but only on the weekends. Because I will be busy doing very important work during the week.
John had surgery this morning to remove the plate on his collar bone
John:: I got a bunch of stitches
Charlotte:: So I have to be very nice to you.