Better than an apology
(Charlotte pokes Alex in the face causing her to cry)
Me:: (stern voice) Charlotte, we don't poke people in the face. What do you say to Alex?
Charlotte:: (turns to Alex) Please can I have a hot dog?
Does the floor have a mouth? The questions. They never stop.
Why?
Me:: (to John) Charlotte asks WHY all the time.
John:: I know.
Charlotte:: Why all the whys?
Eating lobster
Jen:: Do you want my body?
John:: I want your legs.
When is the new baby coming? Charlotte asked me this question yesterday whilst simultaneously poking my belly. And you wonder why I go to SoulCycle so many times a week.
I want my privacy. Please don’t knock on the door. My almost 3 year old going on 16 year old.
Charlotte:: What's Winston's name?
Me:: Is this a trick question?
Where does the Easter bunny live? Charlotte asked me a bunch of questions about the Easter bunny. This one had me stumped. I went and asked John (like it was a real question!) and he told me the Easter bunny lives in the Netherlands. I went with it.
Conversation from a couple of weeks ago...
Me:: There's a really good phrase to describe being a mother: it is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
John:: Well, I banged your heart in the head trying to get her in the carseat today.
I’m going to get dressed all by myself. You go downstairs. Charlotte. This should be interesting.