My name is Georgina. I am Australian. I recently relocated to Greenwich CT after 6 years living in New York City. I live with my partner John and we have two sweet girls - 3 year old Charlotte and baby Alexandra. Oh, and let's not forget the fur-baby Winston. Welcome to my corner of the internet. I hope you brought cake.

Georgie Girl

Better than an apology

(Charlotte pokes Alex in the face causing her to cry)

Me:: (stern voice) Charlotte, we don't poke people in the face. What do you say to Alex?

Charlotte:: (turns to Alex) Please can I have a hot dog?

Does the floor have a mouth? The questions. They never stop.

Why?

Me:: (to John) Charlotte asks WHY all the time.

John:: I know.

Charlotte:: Why all the whys?

Eating lobster

Jen:: Do you want my body?

John:: I want your legs.

When is the new baby coming? Charlotte asked me this question yesterday whilst simultaneously poking my belly. And you wonder why I go to SoulCycle so many times a week.
I want my privacy. Please don’t knock on the door. My almost 3 year old going on 16 year old.

Charlotte:: What's Winston's name?

Me:: Is this a trick question?

Where does the Easter bunny live? Charlotte asked me a bunch of questions about the Easter bunny. This one had me stumped. I went and asked John (like it was a real question!) and he told me the Easter bunny lives in the Netherlands. I went with it.

Conversation from a couple of weeks ago...

Me:: There's a really good phrase to describe being a mother: it is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.

John:: Well, I banged your heart in the head trying to get her in the carseat today.

I’m going to get dressed all by myself. You go downstairs. Charlotte. This should be interesting.

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